Monday 14 March 2011

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My aunt was extremely upset when her pastor friend told her how our date went. So she called me to make me see reason:

"You don't know anything Adie! That man is a great man; do you know how many times he has predicted future events in my life and they happened?! He is holy...yada yada yada"

Then she launched into

"At your age you should not be choosy! you think he is too old, do you think you're a child? At your age your mom already had two kids; you, you just want to sit down and fold your hands and do nothing! Love ke? Do you think I loved my husband before I married him? Ehen?! It grew as we got to know each other before he became a tool for the devil!"

Oh boy! Poor Uncle Smart.

She went on and on and when she was done, I thanked her for the advice but that ticked her off too :

"You're such a rude child! Very rude! You cannot apologize for your behaviour ehen!"

Mschew...

My mom thought the whole ordeal funny and simply laughed over it. She is equally used to my aunt's eccentricities.

Anyway, it's Monday and I am still single.

A friend of mine is trying to hook me up with this dude. She gave him my number last week and up until now he is yet to call me. So I guess that's another voice mail arrangement.

I am going to try something different; maybe cut my hair or dye it. Not sure yet.

I watched the movie Notebook yesterday.

I want to be kissed.

3 comments:

  1. I think it very rude when people accuse others of being too choosy regarding choosing their life partners. I think it is everyone's right to be as choosy as they want.

    Your aunt should marry this man since he is that special.

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  2. I am just 26 and I dread returning back to naija single.

    I hate when I hear the word, you are too choosy...

    1st time here and would definitely come back

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  3. I agree with Natural Nigerian- your Aunt needs to replace Uncle Smart.
    Why is it a sin to be single and not depressed?

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